Want to get a million youtube views in a day? Post a video of you touching 1000 random women’s breasts and not getting arrested for it.

Apparently this was some kind of stunt by Russian parody video makers My Duck’s Vision. The mission seemed to be documenting all 1000 of the breast touches, then shaking the hand of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin afterwards.

Only way to top this video is go out and grab a 1000 asses.