The cleavage karate chop. The two-handed testicle twister. These are just some of the sexy manuevers TSA agents use when they're doing their standard airport pat downs that are making everyone so upset these days. What TSA doesn't realize is that this issue could be easily resolved if they'd simply replace their current staff with attractive men and women. Nobody minds being touched by a random attractive person of the opposite sex and lord knows we have enough out of work actors and models that need the work.